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The Evolution of 'THE LAME ALIEN SWIMSUIT'
via the wit and wizardry of DAN O'CONNOR...
Our first attempt at semi-nude behavior featured a man who knows the subject.
President Clinton showed us what he had but it was Hillary that caught us by surprise. FETCHING!
Staying
in the middle and commited to no one was Moab's always entertaining
Mayor TOM STOCKS, looking buff in his gladiator outfit.
Keep in mind, all these oiled bodies came years before anyone had even heard of Monica Lewinsky.
For
those who claim SENATOR ORRIN HATCH talks out of his ass, we offered
indisputable proof. This image comes from 1997. A decade and a half
later, Utahns still don't care what Orrifice Orrin uses to express
himself. He is still our Man in Washington.
Among
our celebrity swimsuit 'models,' noted author ROBERT FULGHUM showed us
that he learned a lot more in kindergar-den than how to eat milk and
cookies and flush the toilet. Clearly this guy was spending a lot of
time at the gym as well.
The
Zephyr's editor was almost caught with his pants down in this 1999
image. Here he seduces a willing and eager LANA TURNER. Later she was
to remark, "Stiles was ok, but he ain't no KEN DAVEY."
Celebrated
author and activist TERRY TEMPEST WILLIAMS has always been able to make
an audience cry, but the men were REALLY in tears when they saw this
updated version of TTW in 1998.
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