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A LETTER FROM THE FRIENDS OF THE ZEPHYR
TO- THE ADVERTISERS IN THE ZEPHYR
WE ARE A GROUP WHO HOPES YOU BELIEVE IN THE PHILOSOPHY OF JIM STYLES AGAINST CLOUDROCK- TOURISTS AND RICH WEASELS IN MOAB!
YOU BUSINESS FOLKS...STOP BOOKING TOURS TO OUTSIDERS-ESPECIALLY ASPENIZERS FROM COLORADO, STOP SELLING THEM PROPERTY, BOOKING HOTEL ROOMS, AND CATERING TO THEM. DON'T BE FRIENDLY TO NEWCOMERS OR TOURISTS- THEY ARE THE ENEMY OF OUR LIFESTYLE. RICH WEASELS WHO COME HERE WILL RUIN OUR LIFESTYLE- THEY SUCK!!!
TO YOU OUT-OF-STATE ADVERTISERS:
DON'T APENIZE MOAB! STAY OUT OF MOAB AND OUR PAPER. YOUR MONEY IS DESTROYING OUR WAY OF LIFE. THERE ARE LOTS OF US WHO FEEL THIS WAY- LIKE 50 PEOPLE AT THE COUNTY PLANNING MEETING TO STOP CLOUDROCK AND OTHER OUTSIDERS LIKE YOU! WE HOPE JIM WILL STOP ADVERTISING YOUR BUSINESSES IN THE ZEPHYR AND STOP SELLING OUT-OF STATE
SUBSCRIPTIONS.
THE RICH WEASELS ARE BAD- BUT THE MIDDLE CLASS IS JUST AS BAD. THEY BUY PROPERTY AND RESELL IT FOR TWICE THE PRICE TO AN ASPENIZER- DRIVING UP PROPERTY VALUES. THE TAXES AND RENTS WILL GO SKY HIGH AND CHASE US OUT.
TRUE, STYLES HAS ENEMIES. THEY SAY STUFF ON THE RADIO LIKE HE DOESNT DONATE TO KZMU- OR HE'S RICH FROM THE ZEPHYR AND HE DOESNT SPEND MONEY IN HIS ADVERTISERS STORES. ITS A SHAME NOT MANY PEOPLE READ THE ZEPHYR ANYMORE. BUT JIM IS PAYING OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET FOR ADVERTISING HIS IDEAS IN OTHER PAPERS TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE HEAR HIS SIDE. THIS SHOWS HOW STRONG HE FEELS.
NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT STYLES- HE IS GOOD FOR MOAB. CHASING AWAY BUSINESS MIGHT LOOK LIKE FINANCIAL SACRIFICE-BUT LETS FACE IT- YOU GUYS HAVE MADE ENOUGH BUCKS ON MOAB ALREADY. JIM KNOWS YOU BUSINESS PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! EVERYTIME A BUSINESS GOES UNDER, MOAB IS A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE.
DON'T ASPENIZE MOAB! LOWER THE POPULATION AND LEAVE MOAB TO THE MOABITES!
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