Green Fashion Jamboree!

Calling all Neo-Greens! Dust off your threads; it’s Green Fashion Jamboree!

The one and only Karl Lagerfeld, fashionista deluxe, recently brought his mega-green fashion designs to a Paris runway and proved that “ecology can be not only politically correct, but cool.” Or something like that.

As reported by Fashion Wire Daily: “The designer even played on the legend of Marie Antoinette, famed for her farm in the Petit Trianon where she enjoyed the pleasures of the simple life – churning butter, feeding animals and extending her garden.”

And in a stunning moment of weirdness – “Farmer Lagerfeld even wore homespun jeans, but with crocodile boots, though his, like most people’s shoes at the show, turned green from all the hay”.

Amazing turn of events out there in Eco-Land. Now we can look like a Neo-Green farmer in $10,000 overalls and reptile boots while we shovel pig shit into the biodiesel compost bin!

Pass the ex-lax. And don’t forget the “wind-tousled hair.”

posted by Mudd