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Drunk monkeys

Every now and then, some deranged blogette becomes angry with my use of the term “drunk monkeys” to describe the behavior of Homo erectus asphaltus. “Monkeys don’t drink, much less get drunk,” they rave. And those are the polite screeds.

But, of course, they are wrong. According to the erudite BBC News, monkeys have a well developed taste for the sauce, even when it comes in fru fru cocktail glasses. And they know a good bar when they see one. Especially on lovely Caribbean islands!

Cheers!

posted by Mudd

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