hold the mayo

As reported by MSNBC – “School lunches have been called many things, but a group of retired military officers is giving them a new label: national security threat.”

Perhaps those pesky corn dogs are potential weapons against the State, wielded by 5th graders aspiring to become tomorrow’s leaders of the Tea Party?

No – the retired military wonks believe “that school lunches have helped make the nation’s young people so fat that fewer of them can meet the military’s physical fitness standards, and recruitment is in jeopardy.”

pass the granola.

posted by Mudd