THE MOAB MAIN STREET PHOTO PROJECT (see page 16)
I am nothing if not sentimental and, of course, at this time of the
year when the days are short and the nights are cold and the skies
are the color of faded cement, I can’t help but feel nostalgic
for the ‘good old days.’ Moab was such a quiet and remote
place to spend winters then. And yet many of us fled whenever we got
the chance. This might surprise some of you but some aspects of the
good old days were downright awful. For example, when winter inversions
struck Moab in the 70s and 80s, the valley filled with dense smoke
and fumes from Atlas Minerals and a plethora of wood stoves. In fact,
driving into town from Arches in the late 70s, it was possible to identify
the unique acrid Atlas smell with its harsh chemical odor, until somewhere
near the Doxol gas plant and the Sundowner (now Buck’s Grill),
the smoke smell shifted from Atlas to the more fragrant pinyon and
juniper smoke from woodburning stoves.
Thank god, I’d sigh. Even if I was still breathing bad air,
I figured it smelled better.
Twenty years later and I’d have to say that if there is one
positive change in the Moab Valley, it’s the end of, or at least
a serious reduction in the amount of toxic fumes its residents must
endure. If any of you want to complain about recent inversions, well...you
have no idea what foul air really is.
And of course, Moab has changed drastically in almost every way that
I can imagine. You know me...I’ve been complaining about ‘change’ and ‘growth & development’ since
the first issue of this old rag of mine...it’s what I do, you
know? But sometimes I don’t think many of you newcomers really
know just how much this town has changed in the last decade or so.
I’m always stunned by the number of Moab residents who have never
heard of the big toxic waste incinerator vote, or great politicians
from Grand County’s past like Ray Tibbets or Jimmie Walker. Or
even Tom Stocks. Memorable characters, all of them. Didn’t agree
with them much of the time, but I enjoyed them immensely.
Last summer I got a letter from a relatively new resident, who wanted
to engage me in a discussion about Moab’s future. In part he
wrote:
"Many of us would love to freeze the Moab environs, or even roll
things back to some imaginary "good old days" when people
and their artifacts were less in evidence. But such a no-growth sentiment
ignores some harsh realities in our midst. Moab clearly does need an
economic boost. The kind of boost that will do the greatest good for
the greatest number of Moabites comes from visitors who spend their
money and leave."
He conceded that he hadn’t really been in Moab long enough to
argue with me and I wasn’t inclined to argue anyway–I only
allow myself to argue nine days a month nowadays and I’d used
up my quota. But I did save his email and later gave it some thought.
And it led me to the "Moab Main Street Photo Project." He
referred to the ‘good old days’ as an ‘imaginary’ place...a
figment of my sentimentalist heart and soul. Other than the smoke,
the good old days was a really great time in a real place and it was
here and it looked very different from the way things are now. But
how could I quantify the changes?
With my trusty camera of course. I decided to demonstrate what’s
changed in Moab since I started The Zephyr in 1989. I could hardly
photograph every new construction in the entire county or even in the
Moab Valley. I needed a yardstick and Main Street was the obvious choice.
I decided to drive out to the Colorado River bridge and work my way
into town, to Main Street’s junction with 400 East and photograph
all the "new" construction I could find.
I decided to establish some ground rules. First, I would NOT photograph
re-modeled structures, even extensive expansions in existing businesses.
I limited my photography to new businesses that either built on open
space or demolished the old structure completely and built something
new. I did NOT include new businesses that occupied old buildings,
even when they seriously re-modeled. The structure. So, for example,
the new Boomers’s market (or whatever it’s called now)
is not included because it replaced the old Miller’s grocery
Second, and THIS IS IMPORTANT--- I’m not suggesting that all
these new buildings are a bad thing. Just this morning I had my oil
changed at the Quaker State place and I bought an air filter at Clark’s
Auto Parts. I’m glad they’re there. But to understand the
upheaval this town has experienced in the last 15 years, you need to
really take a look at how much has physically changed. Going back to
my conversation with the new Moabite, he wrote that we need, "the
kind of boost that will do the greatest good for the greatest number
of Moabites." And that, he concluded, "comes from people
who spend their money and then leave."
If you look closely at the photos, most of the businesses are constructed
for just that purpose. So when you accuse us ‘oldtimers’ of
being ‘anti-growth,’ just consider how much ‘growth’ we’ve
already endured. The photo collage can be found on pages 16 and 17...
WHAT I STILL LIKE ABOUT MOAB (update)
About five years ago, I shocked the community when I wrote a little
editorial called, "Top 10 Things I Still Like about Moab." Now
in 2005, I wondered how many of my Top 10 would still hold up under
a full frontal 21st Century assault by the world. Here’s what
I came up with–first the original Top 10, then the update---
1) No Rush Limbaugh. This may be one of the few population centers
in the United States where it's just about impossible to pick up the
Great One's daily dose of vitriol. The nearest station broadcasting
Rush is KUTA in Blanding. But it's a small station with not a lot of
transmitting oomph and the signal fades somewhere around Church Rock.
Grand Junction carries Limbaugh too, but it doesn't penetrate our valley
very well during the daytime hours.
UPDATE: The party’s over. Limbaugh can be heard on at least
two stations clearly enough to cause me to have homicidal thoughts.
That mellifluous voice booms into the Moab Valley on 1100AM in Grand
Jct and on 750AM in Price. Masochistic idiots like myself can listen
not only to El Rushbo but to all his toadies as well, some of whom
really need institutionalization. Actually that’s not correct...they
represent the norm and I need to be locked up.
2) No travel time. We are still small enough that calculating travel
time to be prudent for an appointment is unnecessary. If the plan is
to be somewhere at seven, we can leave at seven and be fashionably
late by a couple of minutes. The problem in Moab, of course, is that
being fashionably late has not caught on here. Moabites have a tendency...no,
an obsession...with being ridiculously late.
UPDATE: I think it’s fair to say that Moab is still a town where
travel time does not need to be factored most of the time, but beware
April and May, when The Hordes descend upon us. Just crossing Main
Street can waste your allotted travel time. Better plan on just leaving
town during the Safari/Spring Break/Slaughter...
3) Street visitations. If this privilege of a small town is ever taken
away, then I will be forced to accept it's the end of civilization
as we know it. You're driving down the street (any street but Main,
that is) and you see a friend of yours coming in the other direction.
Maybe you need to tell him something that can't wait, or maybe you
just haven't visited in a long time. So you stop in the middle of the
street, driver window to driver window, and pause for a chat.
A couple of weeks ago, Richard Cook flagged me down on Center Street,
across from the ball park. We must have talked for 15 minutes and in
that time, at least a dozen cars went around us. Not once did any one
of them honk their horn. Not once did anybody even scowl. It's what
we do here. Nobody complains because next week, it just might be them
holding an impromptu meeting along the center line of Third South.
UPDATE: DANGER! DANGER!!!! A few weeks ago, I was standing in my yard,
pulling weeds, and a friend of mine drove by that I hadn’t seen
in a while. He stopped in the middle of the street and I walked out
to chat. It wasn’t even two cars...just one vehicle and a pedestrian
for godsakes. We had not been jabbering for more than a minute or two
when I felt a strange alien presence. I glanced back to see two very
stylish yupstermobiles with pinch-faced drivers glowering from behind
the wheel. The looked dumbfounded and so did I. I didn’t even
feel inclined to wave them around us. Come on fellas, if you can’t
figure this one out, you shouldn’t be leaving home without a
nanny in the first
place. Finally, a third car pulled up. It was my old pal the Coondog...Kathy
Cooney. Coondog knew the rules, broke out of the line and pulled up
next to us. "What’s the deal with these fatheads?" she
said. "Don’t they know this is what we do?" I can’t
recall if they ever figured it out.
4) Natalie Dickerson. Natalie is the best. Now it's true, Natalie
does seem otherworldly at times, in a transcendental sort of way. But
she is so flawlessly and genuinely cheerful (and genuinely unique),
she even makes me feel better. Natalie works at the State Liquor Store
and I've been drinking more lately, just on the chance that she will
be there. Recently, I've been showing up during Natalie's lunch hour
or something and have missed her golden presence. The booze made me
happy anyway, but it wasn't the same. In any case, I believe Natalie
Dickerson should be Moab's Ambassador of Good Will...
UPDATE: More bad news...Natalie retired from the State Liquor Store
a couple years ago and now my only hope now is to catch Natalie at
the post office...a Black day for Moab when Natalie left...
5) Nik Hougan. What else can I say about Nik? There he is, the battered
sombrero, the sandy beard flowing in the breeze as he peddles up Main
Street on a hammered old bicycle, his trusty dog alongside. Somewhere
there is a touch of continuity between Old Moab and New, and it's called
Nik Hougan.
UPDATE: Nik’s still here. Nik will always be here. Nik will
outlive us all. Long live Nik.
6) Running yellow/red lights on Main St. For years I complained about
18-wheeled trucks blowing yellow/red lights on Main Street. I wrote
nasty editorials, harassed the police chief, and burned red in the
face, every time I saw it happen again. Then I noticed that most of
the tourists were doing the same thing. And finally I decided, what
the hell, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So now I love the thrill
and excitement of racing through the changing lights as much as the
next guy. I've had a close call, here and there, but mostly it's turned
an otherwise calm and boring drive through downtown into a little adventure.
And isn't that what we all need, really? Something unplanned? And you
can be fairly sure that no cop will be around to cite you for the violation.
Remember: Red light: STOP. Green light: GO. yellow light: GO VERY
FAST.
UPDATE: Well, the old police chief is gone and the new guy seems like
a pretty good fellow most of the time, but I don’t really know
if they’ve tightened up enforcement on Main St...I don’t
think they need to. The traffic is so much heavier than it was just
a few years ago, opportunities to drive like a bat out of hell are
few and far between.
7) Post Office people don't seem real postal. Ok, so maybe Pat has
given you that, 'You know, you may be the dumbest human being on the
face of the earth' look, but ask yourself, didn't you really deserve
it? I mean, really, what would you do if people asked questions like, "Have
you posted tomorrow's mail yet?" and you had to answer, "No.
We won't be doing that until tomorrow." And they asked you that
kind of question, over and over again? That's why, by comparison, we
locals look pretty good to the postal staff.
UPDATE: Well, Pat’s retired and I haven’t heard of any
major incidents. Jay’s sardonic wit keeps things interesting
but never out of control. You’re still safe at the PO.
8) Locals discount. Now this is a tough one. On the one hand, there
is almost something delightfully evil about saying, "Uh...excuse
me, but I'm a local...I get the discount," fully aware that the
guy from Alameda, in the polyester jump suit next to me, is going to
pay 10% more for the same meal. Shame on me. In my defense, living
in a tourist town can get awfully trying at times. We locals live in
a town full of strangers from mid-March to November. So the locals
discount reminds us that we are still remembered. On the other hand,
if I were a tourist, I think I'd be steamed. Maybe we should consider
a discreet locals discount.
UPDATE: I don’t think the policy has changed, but there are
so many new people that no one knows for sure just who IS a local?
If you ask and they’re NOT, you’re screwed. So I suspect
many locals don’t get the discount because either the employee
is new and doesn’t know the old locals. Or the employee is old
and doesn’t know all the new locals.
9) We don't live under a Blade Runner night sky. Our night sky isn't
orange; it's still black. Instead of having to travel 50 miles to see
Hale Bopp, all we had to do was step out the back door. Not bad.
UPDATE: Still hanging in there but with every new convenience store
and subdivision, the odds of seeing a night sky diminish.
10) It's still safe to walk the streets at night. Yes, I feel confident
that I can walk any Moab sidewalk without the threat of harassment
or intimidation by women. If I want to be harassed or intimidated by
women, I just go down to Eklectica. The women down there are professionals.
And I like it.
UPDATE: All these years later, I still LOVE to be harassed by all
the lovely women at Eklectica. It’s the highlight of my week.
So it looks like we’re down a couple...maybe I should add a
few new ones. Like..
* The rascal or rascals out there who keep adding political commentary
(some people call it graffiti) to the stucco wall adjacent to the east
side, non-functioning tram. It’s always good to see that Moab
has some activist spirit left.
* And speaking of activist spirit, the guy who pulls the trailer with
all the anti-war slogans on it deserves some sort of recognition...so
let’s make him or her a member of the Top 10.
* And finally, I nominate long time Moab resident Tom Wesson as one
of the Top 10 things I still like about Moab. Tom and I have come a
long way in 20 years. It was only in recent times that I’ve come
to appreciate Wesson’s highly tuned intuition (he sees through
bullshit faster than Superman). He may be a screw-off like me when
Times are easy. But in a crisis, the Dude is there.
GROWTH UPDATE? A FLASHBACK...
Our old pal, County Councilman T Rex Tanner was at it again lately.
He was having a rant at a Search & Rescue Banquet about recent
real estate acquisitions by my personal hero, Jennifer Speers. As many
of you know, Jennifer purchased the Dewey Bridge subdivision last year
and restored the property to its original condition. Including tearing
down a $600,000 home.
The Rexmeister says this is bad for Grand County because it reduces
our tax base; the land was rightfully re-zoned agricultural after the
Restoration. It reminded me of a rant of my own, an editorial from
about ten years ago. Here’s part of it...
While 1995 property tax notices went out this month, here's a sampling
of what's boomed on Main Street in the last year. Starting on the north
end of town, we've seen the opening or current construction of: Butch
Cassidy's Waterpark, Denny's (Home of the 'Grand Slam Breakfast') Restaurant,
a Rodeway Inn, Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers, Arby's Roast Beef('Different
is Better'), and the Dairy Queen ('Scrumpdelicious!'). Coming soon:
a 'Hogie-Yogie' (whatever that is) in the building long occupied by
the Frosty Freeze, and somewhere, someday...Colonel Sanders himself.
These nationally franchised restaurants and motels are, as we all
know, only the latest entries on the Main Street strip, an area that
used to be the heart of our community, but which now serves as a gateway
of sorts for the millions of tourists that pour into Moab each year.
It has only been since 1990, when McDonald's broke the fast food barrier
in Moab that all this economic growth has occurred. Those promoting
tourist growth felt this could be the answer to Moab's economic woes
and offered the promise of a stable future. How many times have we
heard this? Economic growth means a bigger tax base! That couldn't
be anything but good news, right?
I don't need to tell anyone to take another look at their tax notices...Is
anyone seeing a decrease? Is everyone eternally grateful to all these
new businesses for easing our tax burden?
Two years ago, the original Grand County Council, in conjunction with
the Nature Conservancy, proposed to use federal grant monies to purchase
the Mayberry Orchard along the Colorado River. Their hope was to save
it from possible development and ultimate destruction. At a public
meeting to discuss the plan, I watched one longstanding member of this
community after another rise up to condemn the proposal. And the lament
was always the same: By not allowing the property to be developed (commercial
campground and convenience store, in this case), we were reducing the
tax base and increasing the tax burden on the citizens of Grand County.
The alleged logic here being, if you increase the tax base, you decrease
the individual tax burden.
The Council ultimately secured the land and the Mayberry Orchard was
saved. And I would bet that to some, that kind of decision is exactly
the reason Grand County property taxes continue to blow holes in the
sky.
May God forgive them for their ignorance.
I've said this before, Lance Christie said it succinctly in an article
for this newspaper a few months ago, and I am about to say it again...an
increased tax base in small rural communities rarely results in a reduced
individual tax responsibility. The exact opposite is more likely to
occur. This is my mantra. How many times do I have to say it?
An expanded tax base rarely reduces individual tax burdens.
An expanded tax base rarely reduces individual tax burdens.
All anyone has to do to see the reality of the expanded tax base myth
is to look at the towns that waged this battle before us. According
to the American Farmland Trust, for every dollar paid in property taxes,
the average U.S. urban resident uses $1.36 in public services, while
the average farm uses only $.21 in similar services. That's a remarkable
gap.
Closer to home, in St. George, Utah, according to the Census Bureau,
for every dollar generated in tax revenue per housing unit, each house
consumed $2.70 in municipal services. Similar comparisons in the Yampa
Valley, Colorado and the Madison Valley in Montana produced similar
results.
In fact, it's happening all over the west. And that's because we never
confront these changes until it's too late. We continue to react rather
than act. In Moab, the town is currently in a lather because water
and sewer bills are going through the roof. What did anyone expect?
Did you think that all these new fast food joints were somehow going
to lift a giant financial burden from your shoulders?
Even now, the city could send a clear message to developers: Enough
is enough, we don't need anymore. Its moratorium on development north
of town didn't go nearly far enough. How about a moratorium on all
commercial construction until the town can assess its needs and determine
just who would benefit from the next nationally franchised restaurant
that came knocking on the building inspector's door?
So...here we are, a decade later. Are Grand County’s leaders
any smarter in 2005 than they were in 1995? Do many of them understand
the long-term effects of Growth when it starts to adversely affect
the quality of people’s lives? Or more important, are any of
them willing to do something about it? Clearly, Ol’ T Rex won’t
be leading the "Quality of Life" Crusade in the very near
future...but who will???
Progress v. Development
Last fall, a local realtor/developer told a writer for Salt Lake City
Magazine that I "had a closed mind when it comes to progress." He
added that we probably define the word differently, and felt that I
picked on him for his pro-development views. And for that reason, I
won't even mention the poor fellow by name. But he also said I condemned
anybody who didn't wear Birkenstocks and that's where I draw the line.
I've never worn Birkenstocks a day of my life...I'm a Redwings kind
of guy.
Anyway, I didn't have the energy or the inclination to argue the point
at the time. One of my hopes and dreams for the new year has been to
develop a thicker skin and to avoid futile debates with entrenched
adversaries whenever possible.
But in re-formatting this paper, there is also a sense (for me, at
least) of starting over this spring and it seems like a good time to
consider the changes in this community, and whether they can really
be called progress. There is a difference between Progress and Development,
although it's surely a subjective distinction. I can only speak for
myself, but this is how I separate Progress from Development...
When I think of Progress and what it means for this town and its surroundings,
I think of a community in which its citizens can earn a decent living,
pay the bills, and have something left over at the end of the month.
But I can call it Progress only when those citizens also realize the
value of the intangible qualities that make our town unique and enrich
our lives.
Qualities like the beauty and solitude of the canyons and mountains
that surround us and qualities like the friendship, compassion and
trust of our neighbors are, to me, just as important as the bottom
line on a financial statement.
Progress is maintaining our small town atmosphere while recognizing
that some change is inevitable, and that change can sometimes even
be an improvement. Development is when the greed of its citizens allows
uncontrolled growth that destroys all the qualities of small town life...the
qualities that brought many of us here in the first place.
Progress is when a business flourishes and expands to meet a growing
demand, while still maintaining the quality that caused its success
in the first place. A good example is Tim and Gretchen Buckingham's
move to buy the Sundowner. Their success is due to their talent and
their hard work; expanding their business is the reward for their efforts.
Development is when an out-of-town investor sees there's money to be
made and throws up another fast food franchise, taking business and
customers away from the local cafes that have survived for years and
years.
Progress is when local citizens try to stay loyal to those well-established
restaurants. Development is when locals abandon them in droves for
the franchise chains, in order to save a few cents.
Progress is a new business that comes to town and offers a new service
or product that we truly need and could not obtain before. Look at
La Sal Bread for example...great bread. Development is another T-shirt
shop with an absentee owner. I dream of that Progressive day when I
can buy a pair of flannel tartan plaid boxer shorts (cotton in summer)
in my own home town. The day Boxers R' Us opens, a business that would
truly fill a need, I hope to be its first customer.
Progress is suitable housing for all its citizens. Development is
another tacky condo development for wealthy out-of-towners looking
to invest in a second home and hoping to turn a tidy profit.
Progress is the County Council and the Nature Conservancy saving the
Mayberry Orchard. Development is seeing most of Grand County's other
orchards turned into subdivisions.
Progress is appreciating the value of the spectacular view we all
enjoy of the West Wall each day. Development is a chairlift running
up its sandstone flanks.
Progress is our species recognizing the value...the absolute necessity
for preserving what's left of our wild pristine country. Development
is seeing it bulldozed under. Or perhaps worse, seeing those special
places trampled under the feet of hordes of well-meaning people who
claim they do recognize the value of wild lands but don't recognize
that their sheer numbers are destroying it.
Progress is the mountain biker who gets tired of staring at his knuckles,
the bike handlebars, and three feet of ground ahead of him, and stops
and looks around, and is overwhelmed by the silence and the beauty
of the canyons. Development is painting more white lines on the Slickrock
Trail so nobody has to stop and look around.
Progress is appreciating the fading light on the slickrock palisades
above the valley. Development is ridgeline housing.
Progress is moving to Moab, wanting to be a part of the community
and wanting to contribute something to it. Development is moving to
Moab and seeing what can be taken from it.
Progress, in short, is Moab the Community. Development, in a nutshell,
is Moab the Population Center. What's the difference? Ten years from
now, one way or the other, we'll probably all know the answer.