I'm part redneck. While my hippy experiences
and California alma mater are important elements of my soul and psyche,
my roots are in the frozen earth of the Fraser Valley, Colorado. My
childhood lacked the sidewalks, parks and matinees of the average suburbanite,
which was fine, since I had a jungle of creekside willows to play in.
My role models were all from my mountain family, and I often got to
ride on a bulldozer as it blazed logging roads, or listen to a tape
of truck songs in a red, white and blue-green Kenworth dump truck. Furthermore,
there have always been horses somewhere on my family's land, complete
with hay bales in the barn, and you wouldn't believe my cousin's collection
of Copenhagen lids! If these aren't enough to convince you of my genuine
partial redneckness, this little ditty might: I GREW UP IN A TRAILER
COURT!
Yes sir, my childhood abode was a mobile
home, and not even a double wide. In fact, I lived in two different
trailers in two separate mobile home parks, both of them situated on
former swamps. While this was fine for awhile, as I got older I began
to resent the fact that we had to live in such substandard housing.
Some of my friends lived in real houses
with actual stairs and even balconies and decks. They didn't have to
shovel the roof to keep the snow from caving it in. They could sleep
in bunk beds or hang hammocks on the wall without compromising the structural
integrity of their home. The pilot light on their heaters never seemed
to go out, not even in February winds. Their roofs rarely leaked, their
central heating was efficient, and it didn't take five minutes for the
hot water to reach the tap at the far end of the house. In short, life
in a mobile home left much to be desired, and I couldn't wait for the
day when I'd be rich with a real house to call my own.
A "classic"
trailer at the Parkside Trailer Court in Moab.
Now I'm older, and I sure ain't rich, for
it turns out that good grades in school don't necessarily translate
into a fat wallet. I studied religion in college instead of business
administration, and in the four years since graduating I've pursued
careers in manual labor, cash register punching and gardening for a
rich lady who lives in a real house. But I don't mind being in the bottom
income bracket--for one thing religion did teach me was how to
be content with the simpler things in life, especially having a roof
over my head. If you've got a warm house to sleep in then things can't
be all bad, and a mobile home provides climate controlled shelter at
at reasonable cost.
Grand County, Colorado, is currently going
through a real estate and development boom, the likes of which are unparalleled
in local history. The market is hot, and upwardly mobile upper classes
are flocking to the Fraser Valley and investing in all sorts of gigantic
houses, many of them occupied only a few weeks each year. This boom,
which is happening in communities throughout the Rocky Mountains, has
led to a huge jump in property values, and the proliferation of decadent
log mansions have driven up property taxes. Costs are high, and land
is at a premium, so builders and investors are focusing on "high
end" development for "monied" buyers, rather than simple
housing for the Carhartt clad simpletons who labor away on the stone
fireplaces and redwood decks. This has created a severe housing shortage
for those who cannot afford the obscenely high costs of renting one
of the few available houses, and buying is out of the question since
the average price of a home is 250,000 dollars and rising.
The long term consequence of this is that
eventually Fraser will be an enclave of rich folks, and the armies of
workers and servants will have to live 15 or 20 or even 30 miles away
in towns that are slightly less expensive. I'm sure that the Valley
will always have its share of ski bums and transient freaks, but one
can only live in a van or tent for so long before real life steps in
and it's time to move on.
Back in the 1970's there were hundreds of
folks who came to Fraser for the freewheeling scene and endless possibilites
of fresh powder and wilderness. Many of them decided to stay, and they
put down roots and brought a variety of incomes and ideas to the local
community. They became teachers, builders, journalists and drunks, and
volunteered their time and effort to build dugouts for the baseball
field. This is becoming less of an option for the working class folks
who are not already well established, due to the simple fact that it's
too damn expensive to buy a house or even a condo anywhere in the Fraser
River watershed. A couple of low income housing developments offer some
cheap shelter in the short run, but these require much in the way of
planning, platting, funding, and infrastructure, which inevitably lead
to courtroom costs and delays.
Which brings us back to the trailer park.
In their limited vision, the town councils and county commissions have
banned the introduction of new mobile homes anywhere in the county.
Even a rural rancher is prohibited from setting up an old trailer on
his own land, and the existing trailer courts in town will most certainly
be phased out whenever our leaders see the chance. The rationale for
such regulations is that mobile homes tend to be eyesores, particularly
when clustered together, and that in the interest of high property values
such lowbrow shelter should be discouraged, if not outright zoned out
of existence.
This kind of thinking is both unfortunate
and misguided, for mobile homes are the quickest and most efficient
way to solve the local housing crunch.
I'll be the first to admit that mobile home
life leaves much to be desired, but even during the harshest winters
of my youth, which were undoubtedly colder and snowier than they are
now, our trailer kept us cozy and warm. Furthermore, a space in a court
can be rented for a few hundred bucks per month, and a brand new trailer
can be bought for under 50 grand.
One could rent a space and pay the monthly
mortgage on a mobile home for less then the cost of rent in a condominium,
let alone a house. This means that families could be gaining equity
on a home rather than shelling out 1200 bucks each month to a resort
town slumlord of development corporation.
Sure, trailers are not the most energy efficient
homes, but the underlying structure can be improved upon bit by bit
with such additions as a snowload roof, storm windows and even solar
panels to take advantage of that mountain sunshine. And if a family
outgrows a trailer then one can expand accordingly. My step father added
a living room and bedroom to our trailer and remodeled the kitchen entirely
for a fraction of the cost of building a small sized home.
Besides, the most inefficient structures
in the whole county aren't mobile homes but 10,000 square foot log mansions
with vaulted ceilings and no southern exposure or natural lighting whatsoever.
It seems as if some architects never step foot outside their offices,
for they are constantly designing buildings which refuse to acknowledge
the natural world in which they will be built. This drives up the costs
of light and heat, not to mention those semi-permanent glaciers on the
rooftop or a patio that never sees the sunlight. Expensive does not
mean smarter.
So why the hostility towards mobile homes?
I hate to make this a class issue, but this is the essence of the problem:
The filthy rich have no class. They can only think in terms of dollars
and cents, which means that common sense is tossed aside whenever it
conflicts with the bottom line: Turning a profit on a real estate venture.
And talk about eyesores, these high rollers
put the biggest, most ostentatious buildings on scenic ridges so that
the citizens of the valley will be forced to look at them everyday.
They destroy postcard views by displaying their trophy homes prominently
upon the mantle of the mountainsides, as if to remind the beer swilling
proletariat below that feudalism is alive and well. And then they complain
abut the trailer parks and junkyards, calling them blights on the community
and writing fiery letters to the editor suggesting that they be removed
lest property values decline. They like the valley enough to build a
home here, but not quite enough to let it continue to exist as a real
community of mixed incomes and architectural styles.
There's been a whole lot of talk about the
housing crunch in the valley. The papers report on it, and the councils
debate it, but thus far we have seen very little in the way of meaningful
action. This is inexcusable, for examples of a partial solution already
exist right in the town of Fraser, all lined up in orderly rows.
TRAILER COURTS ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!
If the Fraser town council can annex land
to provide municipal services for another Koebel expansion, essentially
a government subsidy of a giant corporate builder, then they can just
as easily give tax breaks to those who would develop their land into
a mobile home park. Should our local leaders be supporting such sprawling
development and 'build and run' profiteering while at the same time
whittling away at inexpensive housing stock such as trailers? The county
commissioners and town councils should encourage expansion of existing
trailer courts through reduced water tap and sewage fees, and some undeveloped
sections within city limits should be zoned strictly for mobile homes,
particularly in areas adjacent to golf courses.
These are common sense answers to a vexing
problem that is not going to just go away.
The Fraser Valley and communities across
the rural West are in dire need of some truly affordable housing, and
the mobile home can meet that end quickly and cheaply. It's time for
us to look beyond the stigma that one associates with trailer living,
time for us to recognize the fact that unless we do something soon then
all the small towns really will become the dreaded Breckenridge or Vail;
places with high property values but no real history or sense of continuity.
The existence of trailer courts ensures that families of limited means
and the working class will continue to settle within the valley. This
is important, for if a town wishes to exist as a real community, which
is to say a viable economic and cultural unit, then poor folks must
be a part of the social fabric. This can only happen if they are given
opportunities to buy homes, however humble, that they can call their
own.
A lifetime of rent is not good enough. Trailers,
whether single units or in community courts, are an obvious and inexpensive
solution.