Johnny
Allred paused one last time to look the place over--the old stone ranch
house, the spring with its leaky stock tank, the leaning bunkhouse made
of old railroad ties--all of it once his. Settling down into the hard
metal seat, he pushed the stick forward, dropped the blade of the old
D4 Caterpillar bulldozer, and got to work. This would be the last time
for him, now that the place was sold--his last few days working the
Allred Ranch, the 2 Lazy-4-U.
Spitting
a wad of brown chew out and nearly hitting his beat-up Texarkana cowboy
boots, he stomped on the left brake, turning the old yellow machine
toward the corrals. He'd worked this place for years, all his life really,
channeling the spring, making a nice flat spot for the cattle loading
chute, that kind of thing.
He'd
gradually put the place in order, making it one of the nicest spots
around, a pleasant ranch with big Fremont cottonwoods protectively bending
over the old house. To the locals, the mesa was called "Johnny's
Up In the Rocks," shortened from the original "Johnny's Place
Way Up There on the Mesa in the Redrocks." That particular Johnny
had been his crusty old grandfather, who had homesteaded the place long
ago.
Ironically
enough, Johnny thought, all his work had contributed to the place's
downfall. Who would've thought this redrock-strewn mesa would have fallen
into the greed of somebody who didn't know a gnat's ass from a jackass?
He spat again, this time with more force.
And
now, as part of the sales agreement, he was supposed to keep working
on the ranch even though he didn't even own it, cleaning up some of
his hundred-year-old "junk" and hauling out the old composted
piles of cow manure from the corrals. Hell, those piles were so old
they didn't even smell unless you stirred them up. Besides, cow manure
should be part and parcel of a cattle ranch. He spat again indisgust.
As
he turned the old Cat in through the corral gate, he accidentally caught
the edge of the blade on a brace, pulling an old juniper post out of
the ground. He cussed and jumped off the machine.
Johnny
was bitter, even though he was now a wealthy man. The damn bank was
the one who'd told him he had to come back and clean up the place, not
the new owner. Shoot, the new owner had told him that he liked the "rustic"
look of the ranch and wanted to preserve it. That was, of course, back
when the bastard was still trying to deal directly with Johnny, writhing
around Johnny like a rattlesnake high-centered on a prickly pear. Johnny
pulled himself back up onto the Cat and commenced pushing manure from
one pile into another.
Rotten
and green underneath, the odor made him take out his bandanna and wrap
it around his face. The stronger the smell of methane got, the more
combustible Johnny's temper got until he was ready to explode. In the
course of scraping the corral, he managed to pick up a tangle of old
barbed wire and get it twisted in the edges of the blade. Trying to
lift it off, he cussed the fool who'd left it there, probably his own
long-gone father, then gave up and put the old machine in reverse.
As
he backed up, the involved mass (probably collectible barbed wire in
places like Santa Fe, if he'd only known) pulled tighter. Johnny gunned
the Cat, and finally his right track found traction, the whole shebang
jerked backwards, and the barbed wire pulled free, followed by a thundering
crash--it hadtaken the corner post of the barn with it. The wire had
been wrapped around an old cable which had somehow mysteriously been
joined to the hundred-year-old building.
Johnny
sat there in awe for a minute, then drove over to the barn, attached
a chain to the other side of the wobbling structure, and commenced to
"clean up the place." After all, that's what they'd wanted.
It
took most of the day to raze the old house, scatter the old posts of
the corrals, and finish off the barn. He never did get around to spreading
out those manure piles - but shoot, without the corral, they now looked
like Indian burial mounds, so maybe the new owner could capitalize on
that. Finallyfinished, he grabbed a handful of rabbitbrush seed and
threw it to the breeze, which blew it around the rubble that just this
morning was the historic Allred Ranch Headquarters.
"There,
I done cleaned up and reclaimed the place, you damned sumsabitches rich
weasels," he said, forgetting for a minute that he himself was
now a millionaire.
As
he drove the old D4 slowly down the steep hill, he looked back only
once. That was to study the huge boulder that had sat poised over the
road for a thousand years or more, ready to roll anytime. Johnny drove
back up the hill and let 'er rip.
***
The
difference between John Allred and the man who'd bought the Allred Ranch
was that Johnny had gotten rich by accident. He really hadn't ever thought
about it much, other than to wonder once in awhile what it would feel
like not to worry about blizzards each spring during calving--and then
there were the bank payments he'd had to start making when cattle took
a dive on the market. As he parked his old white Ford pickup in front
of the County Courthouse, John wondered if a million dollars stacked
up would reach to the moon.
He
was early. He collapsed into a seat in the front row of the County Council
room, ignoring the "Reserved" sign. A few other people began
trickling in. The room soon filled.
Maxine
Townsend sat down in Row 11 and began working on what would be her 47th
afghan--she was getting bolder, this one being a gold and black zigzag
pattern. Her husband, Jerry, sat next to her, waiting for the meeting
to begin, cracking walnuts, nudging the hulls under the seat ahead of
him with the toe of his Herman Survivors.
Gary,
the publisher of the local paper, squeezed Jerry's shoulder, sat down
next to him, and asked, "Hey Jerry, were you at the Allred Ranch
auction yesterday? I wanted to go but had to cover that story on those
women running around half-naked to save those trees up on the mountain.
I sure hated to miss the auction."
"I
bet you did," grinned Jerry.
Gary
asked, "Is it true you boys bid the place up to over a million?"
Jerry,
knowing everything he said was fair game for the morning news, answered,
"Maybe."
Gary
smiled, "God knows none of you boys have a nickel in the bank.
What did you do, sell those collectible old pickups you all drive? Man,
you must've been damn sure that city boy wanted the place."
Jerry
replied, "We were." He cracked another walnut and smiled,
recalling the feeling of reckless abandon they'd all had at the bidding
table, an abandon that they'd never feel again, that they'd yearn for,
but that would never be matched in their weekly poker games.
The
crowd waited until finally, an hour late in a ploy to get people to
leave, the development team arrived.
The
man who'd bought the Allred Ranch sat down in the front row, two seats
from John, who was now right in the middle of a cadre of lawyers from
New York. Johnny looked tired, the dust and dirt on his clothes contrasting
with the expensive suits around him. He had oil on his right sleeve
from the D4 Cat--the oil tank sat on the right fender and always leaked,
slowly dripping onto the driver.
The
meeting was called to order, and the first hour was devoted to a Power
Point presentation by the New York team, charts and bar graphs designed
to show the people of Radium how much better off they'd be with luxury
houses and a "wilderness" lodge up at Johnny's Up In the Rocks.
With
each point, the speaker would pause to let his "facts" sink
in, and another walnut would bite the dust. Jerry's knack for making
the crack sound like a rifle shot was legendary, feared by his opponents
at such meetings. During one especially important point (explaining
how this project would improve the economic viability of Radium through
some sort of base-job multiplier), a walnut shell shot out from under
Jerry's heavy sole, ricocheted across the room, and lodged itself in
the center of the projection screen.
The
meeting was opened for public comment.
A
tall well-weathered man stood in the back, hands in jeans pockets, wearing
a brown suede Western-cut vestwith white shirt. He resolutely walked
to the front, smiled a wolfish smile through his scruffy gray-streaked
beard, listened dutifully as he was told
he
had three minutes, then nodded to the audience, especially Jerry, and
spoke.
"Fellow
river rats, desert rats, and just plain sewer rats," he nodded
again towards Row 1, "true wealth is about to be visited upon us,
we undeserving and humble people of Radium--but not wealth for us, as
would be the democratic way."
He
paused, fingering his bolo tie strings, the tie clasp made of gem-quality
dino-bone, found and polished by himself.
"Friends,
we've all experienced the bliss of poverty, and we all know about Radium
Fever--it's easy to survive here, but hard to get rich. So you live
like God meant man to live- enjoy life and go sit in theriver clothed
only in your voluntary poverty."
He
paused for a moment, a bit nervous. "But now that's about to end,
as our destiny changes and we become toadies to the rich and puissant
who will make our taxes and the price of the already worthless 3.2 beer
in this town go up."
"Damn
sumsabitches rich weasels," Johnny muttered from the first row,
sleeve bleeding oil onto the chair arm.
Encouraged,
the speaker continued, "And we can sit on our backwards asses and
look up to the glittering towers rising from Johnny's Up In the Rocks,
monuments to those rich inbred bastards, and then we can go clean their
toilets in their oxymoronic wilderness lodge--or we can put an end to
this here and now, running them outta town, symbolically at least, although
I myself prefer the concrete and specific."
"Yes!"
yelled a woman in Row 12, a wiry mountain biker who lived on latte,
Power Bars, and vitamins.
"Let
us pray," the man was gaining confidence now, "pray that God
sends down his angel Macaroni or whatever you Mormon folk call him,"
"Moroni!!"
yelled someone from Row 5 - "sends down his angel Moroni, to burn
and blast out every one of these blasphemous liars. And while he's at
it, have him deal
with
these sacrilegious councilmen here, backsliders from the Church of Our
Holy Redrock, our elected representatives who will undoubtedly sell
us to hell tonight."
"Amen,
brother," called someone from Row 7.
"Companeros,"
he continued, "here we sit, smack in the middle of country God
created as a tribute to Himself. If those of us who live in the middle
of God's Cathedral can't find it within ourselves to give a rat's-ass
about it, then who in hell will? Are we so wicked that we'll condone
(hell, even aid and abet) a damn money-changer right in the Temple?"
"Preach
it, brother!" shouted the Baptist Deacon in Row 14.
"Even
a frog has the brains to not piss in his own pond. Sure, there've been
lots of times we've cussed Johnny here, cussed him when his damned hooved-locomotives
laid tracks (or worse) all around our springs of Living Water. But cattle
come and go, they're transitory beasts without much in the way of brains,
just like ourselves. But friends, construction is permanent destruction,
and we, fools that we are, are only just beginning to comprehend the
intricacies of the Creation of God."
The
speaker paused, bowed his head, and said in a voice so soft everyone
practically stopped breathing in order to hear him, "And now, we
have among us a man who can't even comprehend what he's about to destroy."
He
turned to the developer in Row 1 and quietly, intimately, asked, "Sir,
have you ever spent an evening leaning against an old Willys Jeep looking
up at the stars, surrounded by the shadows of pinon trees? You ever
watched a red-tailed hawk gliding on the thermals against a sky so blue
it makes you dizzy? Have you?"
The
developer looked ahead, stony and expressionless.
Now
the speaker's voice rose again. "I'd bet my last night on this
earth with a woman that you haven't, you spawn of crooked Republicans
whose idea of saving the wilderness is to collect limited-edition endangered-species
prints. And now it's time for us, the insignificant people of this little
insignificant town, to stand up to greed, the greed from without and
the greed from within!"
"What
can we do, we're powerless!" asked someone in Row 10.
"We're
not powerless, we're..."
"Yer
time's up," said the monitor.
"Spineless,"
an old ex-miner in Row 6 finished the sentence.
As
the speaker returned to the back, Johnny spat in disgust, the chew landing
in the open briefcase next to him.
In
the end, after two hours of public comment, every single speaker was
opposed to the project except a real estate agent and the State Liquor
Store manager (both exhibiting true bravery to even get up and speak).
When
the County Commissioners finally voted, the only dissenting vote was
that of Millie Davis, owner of the Spotted Dog Ranch down by the river,
whose business depended on the river guides who opposed the project.
Some
called her vote an act of courage, others called it cowardice. In either
case, it had no effect on the outcome. The project was overwhelmingly
approved.
Soon
after, Alaska gold-nugget jewelry, not available in any Radium store,
became fashionable among the comishes' wives. Not surprisingly, Commissioner
Millie Davis never received hers.
***
The
next morning, up on Johnny's Up In the Rocks, the Ute holy man walked
through the ruins of the old ranch, somber, reflective. In his beaded
buckskin glove he held a mullen torch, carefully selected from the autumn-dried
reeds near the spring.
The
elder knew that this rugged and harsh land demanded a deep respect--deeper
than Brother Beaver, the builder from New York, could give. Now he would
offer a gift to this land, sacred to his ancestors.
The
mesa, when littered with scorched trees, "wouldn't do" for
those who demanded pristine views with their Chateau Briand and Grey
Poupon.
Courage
and strength come from fearful charrings, he mused, taking a small tin
of peppermints from his Levi-jacket pocket. Someday the beauty would
return to this place once known to the Utes as the Place Way Up High
Where Sun's Fire Lingers.
Quietly,
he began a holy chant, then stopped, noticing he'd lost his "Strike
It Rich" book matches from the Towoac Casino. He backtracked, but
the matches were nowhere to be found.
He
laid the torch down. Perhaps it was a sign, he thought, a sign that
it was not his decision to make.
Looking
up, he noticed a storm in the distance, huge thunderheads hanging over
the Salt Mountains, foreboding and laced with lightning. He smiled.
Standing,
he began to dance, slow and methodic, a sacred rain dance he'd learned
years ago from his Hopi friends. "Damn thing never worked before,"
he thought, but who knows, today might be different. May the Great Spirit
speak and lightning rain down, then no one would hold it against a tired
old Indian, it would be the will of the Great One.
He
began hiking back down to the valley below as the winds picked up.
***
At
that moment Barry, the New York developer, walked up Base Street, then
opened the door to the upscale Base Cafe, next to Kool Fashions and
the Hotel Off-Base. Barry didn't realize it, but he'd been the first
person to unify Radium since the Ute Indian
attack
in 1878.
Barry
ordered a breakfast of waffles, then put his ear to his cell phone,
working out the details for the purchase of a nice little condo out
by the golf course. It would do until he could build his wife's dream
house up at Johnny's Up In the Rocks, now dubbed "Eagles Nest--Above
the Rest, A Gated Community."
Shortly
after Barry ordered his waffles, Johnny walked into the cafe with Millie
and sat down at a cloth-covered table with Wayne and Eric, both volunteer
firefighters. The waitress, a pretty woman named Emily who was married
to Eric, brought them coffee.
"Where
you living these days, Johnny?" Wayne asked.
"I've
got my old camper parked over at Millie's ranch, but I'm gonna have
to move soon--those no-see-ums are starting to bite." Johnny replied.
"Shoot,
John, why don't you just tuck it in and go buy yourself a house, now
that you can afford it?" asked Eric.
"I'm
gonna hold off and buy me a lot up in that new development," Johnny
grinned, looking towards Barry, who obviously hadn't been up to see
the reclaimed Allred Ranch Headquarters yet.
Just
then, Wayne's cell phone buzzed. He talked for a second, then said,
"We got a problem, something up at your old place, Johnny, a fire."
He
then casually leaned back, sipping his coffee. "You wouldn't want
to skip this good breakfast, would you Eric? They wouldn't have us up
there otherwise, so to hell with 'em. Gated community my ass. It's un-American."
A
thick wondrous cloud of black smoke rose from Johnny's Up In the Rocks.
Below, the people of Radium watched as flames danced on the rim. They
were helpless to stop the fire, road blocked by a huge red sandstone
boulder (its fall an apparent act of God). Flames licked the sky in
a fascinating and macabre dance of light, death, molecular transformation.
Hours
later, a slow rain hissed the smoldering embers to silence. Below, in
town, the Ute elder grimaced, studying yet another "End of the
Trail" statue at the TeePee Art Gallery. He guessed he'd go get
a veggie burger at the Radium Diner, then head on home.
Chinle Miller can be reached at chinlemiller@yahoo.com